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Itchey
February 13th, 2010, 07:31 PM
Flagler Beach Woman Arrested for DUI at Inmate Facility


A Flagler Beach woman had too much to drink Friday afternoon and drove to the Flagler County Inmate Facility where she requested a conjugal visit with a specific inmate.

Denise Rutledge, 45, parked her vehicle in the parking lot of the inmate facility around 2:41 p.m. She went inside for visitation, but was turned away because she was late for the visitation appointment. The inmate facility does not allow conjugal visits.

Deputies reported the woman drove out of the parking lot and then returned. Corrections deputies called for a road patrol deputy after noticing the woman’s impaired behavior.

When deputies arrived, they found Rutledge sitting inside her vehicle. The report stated her speech was slurred and she had difficulty standing without assistance

After she failed a field sobriety test, deputies administered a breathalyzer which registered 0.256.

She was taken into custody in the parking lot and booked into the inmate facility on one count of driving under the influence. She was released after being held for a mandatory minimum of eight hours and after posting $500 bond.

NRBR
February 13th, 2010, 07:39 PM
As much as I hate to say it. That is Funny. After some of the event of the day, I needed a good laugh. Thank you

Barb
February 13th, 2010, 07:45 PM
Well at least she didn't ask for just any inmate!!

TailTeaser
February 13th, 2010, 07:48 PM
....................:RoflLg:
Well at least she didn't ask for just any inmate!!

Mamabear
February 13th, 2010, 08:30 PM
I guess love was in the air.

Champs
February 13th, 2010, 09:24 PM
Whoa! Scary picture, but, funny story.

Jeannie
February 14th, 2010, 08:02 PM
What an ass. I guess she wanted a piece for Valentine's Day.

MON CINIKA
February 14th, 2010, 08:08 PM
Can you imagine just how embarrassed this woman was when she sobered up and realized where she was and what she had done, and how sad to be that lonely.....

Daveohh1976
February 14th, 2010, 10:17 PM
wow that is the poster child for despiration

Barb
February 15th, 2010, 12:06 AM
Can you imagine just how embarrassed this woman was when she sobered up and realized where she was and what she had done, and how sad to be that lonely.....

You are such a sweet lady but I don't think it was "lonely" she was feeling.....!!

NRBR
February 15th, 2010, 08:35 AM
A drunk woman feeling the need to go to a jail for sex is sad. Hell she could have just stayed at the Bar or just went to one and handle the problem. She may have felt bad in the morning, but not nears as bad as she'll feel after this. Plus can you imagine how long it will be before this event fades from her life?

TailTeaser
February 15th, 2010, 08:40 AM
Plus can you imagine how long it will be before this event fades from her life?

http://crackercoast.com/crackerchat/attachment.php?attachmentid=170&d=1266107448 (http://crackercoast.com/crackerchat/attachment.php?attachmentid=170&d=1266107448)

Not long at all UC.....Not long at all........:madgrin::D

NRBR
February 15th, 2010, 08:51 AM
If I was her, I'd move, unless I had a great job and the people there could get past the event. It's just odd enough to stick in peoples minds. I feel for her. Still she made her own choices.

ROOT
February 15th, 2010, 01:36 PM
I wonder If she had herself a good drink before she went in, and it hit her good by the time she came out? leaving her extremely impaired.

Back when I was arround 22 I had a "sip" of moonshine at a freinds uncles up in Athens Ga, that hit me about 15 miles down the road and I had to pull over and take a siesta.

SilentV
February 15th, 2010, 01:37 PM
Oh, that poor woman...Or, maybe not. She learned a hard lesson...Moderation is best, and I'm sure she will be much more cognizant of her actions before drinking so much she loses her head for whatever amount of time until she wakes up sober again.