• A Real Big Mess of Greens for Willie

    I am Proud to present the process I followed to create a fine batch of greens for the Blues at the Museum Event at the Ag Museum.
    Cooking greens for 50 people is not a simple task However I love a challenge .

    First you need BIG pots Cause while greens cook down quick they take up a lot of space till they do. here we start with 12 pounds of pre-washed greens and 9 pounds of Bacon ends and pieces, Honestly 6 pounds would do but I tripled what I normally cook which is one box of seasoning meat to two bags of cleaned greens I now know three bags of greens is closer to the right ratio. but you can never really have too much Bacon.

    cook you bacon first add about a quart of water to the bacon to get it going and spread the heat.
    Pouring Water into raw bacon to transfer heat better for inital render.
    check on it often keeping the bottom scraped well.
    I cook out the fat to render  crispy good textured baconwhen most of the water is out of the fat you can pour of some excess fat  on large batches

    once the water has reduced off you will be cooking the bacon in its fat which can get a lot hotter than 212 degrees , this will render out more fat keep scraping the bottom, the sugar in the bacon cure will stick and try to burn if your not careful. The Idea is to separate the oil from the cracklings. and leave a clean bottom to continue on cooking the greens.

    Remove the Bacon from the heat and leave to strain the fat off. the pot will have a lot stuck to the bottom return it to the heat and ad a pint of water, this will sizzle and combined with scraping the bottom retrieve all the good tasting Rue from the bottom.
    set this aside .
    pour water back in to disolve sugars on bottom before they burn scrape as needed to acheive a clean pan.
    to the Right we have Bacon drained half of the oil will be returned to the broth to the right is the Rue of dissolved sugars from the bottom

    In this case I was not sure till this point if I would be able to fit it all in one pot so I divided the cooked bacon oil and rue into three parts to add back separately with each 4 lbs of greens. 9 pounds of Bacon ends and piece produced 12 cups of cooked Bacon and 4 cups of lardPig Nectar

    I add 4 cups of the bacon back first ( however in smaller batches I just pour off some of the Lard tasty bacon juice and add water at the crispy stage and scrape off the bottom keeping it all in the pot.) We then add 1 gallon of water, 4 lbs of collards and 2/3 cup of the bacon drippings (this is all that will fit at once.) It doesn't take long for them to reduce down.

    Cook on high for 30 minutes

    now we add 4 lbs of turnip greens 4 more cups of Bacon and another 2/3 cup of Lard Tasty Drippings
    boil on high another 30 minutes.


    after thirty minutes I wasn't sure I would get the mustard Greens in without a spillover so I started another pot with a gallon of water,the rest of the Bacon and of course the last of the fat Lard Pig Juice that came off the bacon.

    Mustard greens are the most tender and reduce in size fast. Once they were cooked down to size I added them back to the Main main pot and let it boil about and Hour or so.

    Reduce Heat Add 1 cup of Vinegar

    simmer up to 4-6 hours till serving time.

    Joking Aside this does have a lot of calories, but the free fat has been reduced by nearly half Do not add Vinegar or salt until after the final boiling is done, the pork has a lot of salt, you may find you do not need more.
    it produces a full 5 gallon pot of greens enough for nearly 50 servings.
    1/3 of this batch produces just about enough for me.
    Comments 9 Comments
    1. Itchey's Avatar
      Itchey -
      And as they say...
      Greens is the stuff from earth we were given as a blessing. Root your greens were as good and better than most I have ever had. Mr. Willy took a big sniff and told the band, "It's time to go boy's, I can not wait to get home and eat this fine mess of greens and BBQ". These folks done us real real good and If'n they'll have us back, I'll sure come here as often as they will let me." The band all agreed as said they would be glad to come anytime we needed them.

      The band wanted to eat after they were done playing, and as they were putting up their equipment we got their meals ready for them. A good half pound of Slow wood fired BBQ Ribs, Bowls of the Greens described above, Dorkette Chicky's Corn Bread, Coleslaw and another bowl of BBQ Baked Beans. It was sure a simple pleasure to see those men tear into that meal, and not leave much more than a scrap of a skinned bone for Sally our Farm Mascot. (Course do not feel bad for Sally she got more than enough from everyone else all evening) If you didn't make this event you missed a real treat. I can tell you that we cooked and served over 100 lbs of ribs, 5 gallons of greens, about 4 gallons of Baked Beans, 30 hot dogs, and probably 30 hamburgers. not to mention we also went through probably 10 lbs of slow cooked pulled pork BBQ sandwiches.

      Phenomenal Music, by Billy Buchanan, A jam session with Carey and the guys from Swanky Mo's, the legendary Willie Green and his band, a great load of Cracker Cooked Vittles, all in a scenic and laid back atmosphere of your Agriculture Museum. It doesn't get better than that. Of course an honorary visit by the famed Stetson Kennedy, and his wife Sandra was not to shabby either!

      Good times, Better Friends, and legendary Music all in your own back yard, Yes Sir them Crackers know how to live. We also had 4 guests from the African American Cultural Society, We had an enlightening conversation about "Crackers" and they were quite surprised by the reaction and welcome they got. They are now going back to their social groups and talking about the museum and the Cracker Kettle and how it would be a great venue for them to have some events in the future to preserve and pass on to their children the Cracker traditions, because Cracker is much different than what they had in mind before they got there.
    1. TailTeaser's Avatar
      TailTeaser -
      WOW! WTG Crackers!

      Looks like a good time was had by all and ALL of your hard work is paying off.
    1. Farmguy's Avatar
      Farmguy -
      The Cracker Kettle Crew outdid themselves yet again with the Ribs. Root, great job with the greens!
      It was extremely fun as I was grinning from ear to ear most of the night! What a fantastic group of musicians!!!
    1. ROOT's Avatar
      ROOT -
      Obviously The secret to Views is Bacon
    1. Mamabear's Avatar
      Mamabear -
      Good ole fashion fat back?
    1. ROOT's Avatar
      ROOT -
      Well Mama that leaves a blob of jelly like fat, I like to render out the cracklings before boiling to leave a nice texture.
    1. Romario's Avatar
      Romario -
      This is a good article. the writer easily understand point of view about A Real Big Mess of Greens for Willie This is great help for all of us
    1. ROOT's Avatar
      ROOT -
      Upon review I made a batch of mustard greens(my favorite) the other Day and I believe 3lbs of Bacon is enough for at least 6 pounds of greens. and that is what I can fit in my 30 quart pot and that feeds three pretty good.
    1. Jenette's Avatar
      Jenette -
      [QUOTE=ROOT;31391]Obviously The secret to Views is Bacon[/QUO
      Root,, I am so very proud of you. You are in your element, with CrackerCoast. I have read
      a lot of your cooking series, and I know where you got some of them. I know you told me about
      the torch to peel my peppers, but I never even thought about the tomatoes.Great job Son.