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    Default Willy Wishes You A Merry Christmas


    The man, the myth, the legend. Willy be pimpin’ all over the world!
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    Default Take Me Home


    You better hurry home, youíll look pretty stupid driving down the road with a pumpkin strapped to your roof.
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    Default The Electrician


    Wow. You literally donít have a butt to hold your pants up. Which is about as helpful as that belt youíre trying to use. May I suggest entirely starting over and trying again? Itís really your only smart option.
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    Default Winter Whale


    Ahhh yes, the arctic whale-tail. A much harder to spot species of booty crack. but when they surface they are a magnificent creature.
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    Default Roll Tide


    Could Plastic Sex Doll be anymore like Alabama football? Just total consistency. You kinda want them to finally go away but they just keep showing up and deep down you respect the fact they are a reliable force to be reckoned with.
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    Default Feeliní Holly Jolly


    Anyone else still feeling hungover from the holidays while youíre back in your routine slugging it away wondering why the next decent holiday break isnít until April?
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    Default Thanks For Sharing


    You ever been so constipated you had to put up a warning sign for people behind you in case your b-hole finally explodes?
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    Default Mrs. Santaís Sister


    Baby, I think I figured out the reason you think itís so cold outside.
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    Default Bums Out


    I wouldnít be surprised if a few stray wolves in the next aisle are just howling to the sky.
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    Default Bag It


    Now you know why I use those clear plastic fruit bags on everything. Box of macaroni & cheese? Throw it in the baggie.
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    Default Going, Going, Gone


    At first I thought that outfit was cut custom, but now Iím starting to think itís just kinda being slowly dissolved and eaten away like itís coming into contact with acid.
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    Default Fashion Forward


    If itís in Walmart you laugh. If itís on a runway in New York City itís brilliant. #DoubleStandards
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    Default Strawberry Shortcake


    I feel like every home economics teacher should look like this. I would have learned so much more. What does starching your clothes even mean?
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    Default Jack Mehoff


    Someone tell Harvey Weinstein here to simmer down. Nobody wants to see your baby dick.
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    Default Green Machine


    We can only assume that this is her natural hair color. Hopefully the carpet matches the drapes.
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    Default Foul Play


    I always imagined the Grinch’s burps smelling like sh*t anyway…
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    Default Team Pepto


    Ohhhh 69! What a funny creative number to pick! Youíre so original and hilarious!
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    Default Bird Beard


    I feel like maybe he was one of those guys who had a little baby bird in his beard and know it grew up and wonít fit in there anymore.
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    Default Ride The Train


    I think I can…I think I can…I think can…Chooo Chooo!
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    Default The Walls of Jericho


    Iím actually pretty excited to see Chris Jericho here because it finally gave me a reason to Google him and Iím happy to see he is still wrestling. I loved that dude in WCW. I hope he is still putting Rey Mysterio Jr. in the Liontamer.
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