...as Homer Simpson would say,..."DOUGHFFFTTT!!!!"
...as Homer Simpson would say,..."DOUGHFFFTTT!!!!"
That's about a 10.2 on the "Holy Shit-o-meter"!!
Time to do some target practice. Any Volunteers?![]()
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
~Don't even think about it! ~
Meeeeeeeee!!!!!!....:D
I'll trade ya...just give me my crown back...
I been trying like hell ya know..it's not easy...all this time I assumed I was the mahjong champ until YOu came along...:D
Thanks for keeping me busy though...![]()
Last edited by Sher329; October 26th, 2009 at 12:11 PM.
The crowns are really flying arround latley
1st Calcasieu with 11 awards.
2nd TailTeaser with 9 awards.
3rd George723 with 6 awards.
4th Sweety37577 with 6 awards.
5th FACT with 6 awards.
6th Husky with 5 awards.
7th ready2go with 5 awards.
8th MsRie with 5 awards.
9th RENSHI KOTONA with 5 awards.
10th Mamabear with 5 awards.
11th sundealer with 4 awards.
we are vastly more focused on what divides us than what unites us
and i'm huntin for more!
Greenies! Greenies! Only 4 takers?
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
~Don't even think about it! ~
In my profession green is bad.
Hit me with your best shot.......pilgram.......![]()
"Never Underestimate the Power of Carefully Worded Bullshit!"
What do you do when your television acts up? Yup, you get the remote and start pushing buttons. And what do you do when you your cable box goes wonky? Another remote control to the rescue. And what do you do when your children are out of control? That's right: you get your Tazer! Just kidding (dang, just kidding!) You get your Control-A-Kid Remote, that's what you do!
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And what does a Control-A-Kid Remote actually do? Not a thing. There's no way a remote is going to control the wild beast that is a child. But it will give you (or anyone you give it to as a gift) a great laugh. It's too bad the "Attitude Off" button doesn't really work - or the "Eat Greens". But thankfully the "Grow Up" button is just for show - we want our little monsters around as long as possible. The Control-A-Kid Remote - perfect for a laugh (when you need it the most)!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/c68d/
Dog
Logic
The reason
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
-Anonymous
There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face..
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh
Billings
The average
dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy
Rooney
Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin
Jones
If
your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark
Twain
Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger
Caras
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
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yes very odd.
thought i would share this with everyone.
I'd thank you....
IF you deserved it!!
That is weird!!!!!!!!!!! I didnt think boys that age even watched spy kids.:D
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
~Don't even think about it! ~
little girl......................................................YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!!!!
That's just wrong on so many levels! LOL
Wtf??????????????????????